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Finding Diamonds

I'm beside the road in what seems like a garden, or what will be a garden or a large field. Nothing is planted in it, but there are giant rows of dirt mounds, which I assume are there because the field has been made ready for planting. I'm with two other people, one of whom is very angry and the other is just as scared as I am. See, we need to find his diamonds or, well he hasn't said what, but I'm sure he's going to kill us if we don't. We've been doing this for a while. We've found little clues at other places, but we never found the diamonds. I don't remember taking his diamonds, or burying them, but I'm sure that's what's happened. Once again, we see a clue. The same sort of clue we've seen the other times, which led nowhere: a small piece of clear plastic. I squat and look at the area more closely. At the top of the mound I'm on, I see something. Now I'm a little bit excited. It's a small clear half buried piece of pl

Look who's trying to kill me.

You're in a small grocery store, looking around for the same forgettable items you buy every week. Only everyone is looking at you, angrily. And it's not too hard to figure out why. You're naked. Well, not completely naked. You have a condom on your dick. It's not entirely obvious why. You haven't spent a load in it. It's just there, and since it's the only thing you have on right now, you decide you don't really want to take it off. You continue to grab your groceries as people complain and look at you angrily. Let them look. Let them complain. You know nudity is legal here. You're well within your rights to go grocery shopping naked if you want to. You step out of the store into the parking lot and head over to your car. Actually your parents' minivan, a dark green Dodge Caravan. Fuck! It's not there. You're looking around, wondering if someone stole it or how it could just disappear. Where the fuck did it go? Who the fuck would steal a